- Your Momma is so dumb that she can’t even solve a second-order non-homogeneous differential equation!
- Your Momma is so stupid she thought that $e^{\pi i}$ was equal to $-2$.
- Your Momma is so dumb, she thinks cosine is something you do on a loan.
- Your Momma is so dumb she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem to solve an obtuse triangle.
- Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.