- If I were $\displaystyle \sin^2x$ and you were $\displaystyle \cos^2x$, together we'd be ONE!
- By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
- I would really like to bisect your angle.
- I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
- I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
- What's your sine? The arcsine of you must be $\displaystyle \frac{\pi}{2}$ cause you're the one!
- Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it.
- Baby let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves
- Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
- I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
- I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
- You're as sweet at 3.14.
- You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
- My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.
- Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you.
- Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
- We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate!