After Alex handed in his employment application, the manager told Alex that he wasn’t qualified.
“Not qualified? But I’ve got a Master’s degree in Math from Harvard!”
The McDonald’s manager shrugged: All of our mathematicians have PhDs.
However, he had one worry. The bars between his cage and the next cage were loose. And in the next cage was a very ferocious looking lion. One day, his worst fears were realized, and the bar broke loose. The lion jumped through the bars, and ran up to the student. Extending his paw, the lion exclaimed, “Hi, I’m Phil, a physics major from Stanford.”