- What do mathematicians eat on Halloween? Pumpkin Pi.

- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems.

- A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

- Decimals have a point.

- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

- Why did the boy eat his math homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

- Have you heard the latest statistics joke? Probably.

- What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry.

- What do you call an empty parrot cage? Polygon.

- Cakes are round but Pi are square.

- How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window!

- ithout geometry, life is pointless.